important headcanons to consider:
- can they use chopsticks
- what do they do when they cant sleep
- what would they impulse buy at the grocery store
- what order do they wash things in the shower
- what’s their coffee order
- what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone
- how do they act around children
- what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on
Anon, sweet dear wonderful anon, you are so lovely. Thank you <3 Gah, what an adorable message. Know that you’ve totally brightened up my day with this sweetpea. Mwauh mwuah mwuah!
Ahhh oh no (but thank you <3)
Ahhh sweet anon, I’d tell you not to be shy and that I’m just a giant dorkface mcgee, but as someone who is often too shy to talk to the people I think are cool I totally know how you feel and I know that wont really help (I really am a dork though, ask tangi).
So instead I’ll just thank you for being super sweet and let you know that if you ever want to chat, I’ll be floating around <3
men are only good for one thing. women are good for six.
Haaa yeah, it was quite a while ago now. I remember being concerned my accent was going to grate on everyones nerves, but ahhhh thank you. It’s sweet of you to say <3
Something really does look off…
(has this been done yet?)
do not, i repeat, do not
think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours
don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them
don’t imagine the sounds of their ecstasy as they finally hit that sweet spot
don’t imagine every line and muscle in their body tense and arching as they ride the aftershocks
don’t imagine the way they sag and pant and smile afterward, drawing their partner close to their sweat-slicked body
just don’t do that to yourself